gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

(via thechamberofsecrets)

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf
Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe

poutingbeauty:

syntheticmomma:

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

THIS

Ahahahahaahahahahahaha this is why kids have no respect now a days.

(Source: caninevillain, via pissyandpregnant)

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

(Source: twiabpaianlatfwnogf, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via pissymissy)

tranquilsouls:

faeires:

faeires:

the weather today is probably the most beautiful weather ever probably

I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS IT HASNT EVEN BEEN 6 HOURS EEEE

this is so beautiful, I love this photo so much
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