frodno:

bilbo may not have known the worth of that mithril shirt but thorin sure as hell fucking did and even with the sickness looming he was willing to give something of such worth to bilbo DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS OMG

(via sam-winchester-cries-during-sex)

freudensteins-monster:

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

sistematik-ihes

officialwhitegirls:

when he cums on your face unexpectedly 

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(via goodfuckingsex)

when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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Why is this so accurate

(via noodlebatch)

Pros and Cons of Houses

sashaforthewin:

timelordparadise:

squirrelofwednesday:

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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

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pattylomein:

gallifrey-feels:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

Magical
hadaes:

lagoonist:

hadaes:

likeafieldmouse:

The Monet Room

when i was there i was gob-smacked; the monet room is made up of multiple “sub-rooms” with different paintings that make up one specific sighting - it has a very serene atmosphere and the paintings are gigantic! 

when I was there I got kicked out for taking photos

i nearly got kicked out as well and i was like ”no m’am just checking my phone hahaha friends hahaha texting hahahahha social life while contemplating monet”

j5h:

amoyed:

j5h:

precumming:

I feel like everyone has it in their mind that coke is better than Pepsi but if you sit down with an open mind and drink Pepsi it’s so much better

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she has a pepsi cup though 

what do you think she’s saying no to

(via jelimoore)

mainheaux:

I remember I was playing spin the bottle with a group of “friends” in the ninth grade and it was my turn and they said when it landed on the boy I spun it to that I had to either lick his ear or suck his dick and like I HATE ears so I got on my knees and they were like WE’RE JUST JOKING and I was like hahha ME TOO but I was truly bout to suck his dick hord

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