officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

(via thefuuuucomics)

p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile

(via thechamberofsecrets)

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

lordofthenorth:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

They die from lack of air

(via sweetbabycheesus)

senorhoudinii:

hahahaha !
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

skeletonmeme:

bandgeek1207:

So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…

ay yo got any freezy pops in dis bitch

hes chillin
simsgonewrong:

well she’s shitting on her ex boyfriend’s grave
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